squandering my time

Checked Facebook to catch up on my closest 100 or so friends. Checked in on the 1,000 Twitter’s I'm following to see if I could break their Tweeting codes. Deleted E-mails from my friends in Nigeria who want to give me money and friends in China that want me to buy some shit from them. Deleted a dozen phone messages from Tela-Marketers who have the deal of the century just for me. Google searched names of my Ex-Girlfriends to see what they are up to. For the life of me I can't remember how I use to squander my time before this Technology thing. Love it..